His true nature.

First of all, I would like to take this opportunity to wish all the Chinese friends/ readers/ bloggers out there a Happy New Year. Cheers! ;D

Xin Nian Kuai Le.

Now, where's my red packet? ;D

It's already too late for that, yes I know. I meant to write this one sooner(yesterday) but I got caught with... err, stuffs -________-

Oh come on now, spare me with that silly excuses of yours again.
What the, I thought you already gone for good. For the love of god, why the heck are you still here?
Aw, don't tell me that you're starting to miss me while I was gone all this time.
Yeah like hell I would, now scram! Unlike you, I've got better things to do.
Tsk, meanie. You're not cute at all. Now it makes sense, why you're not popular among girls.
Oy, cut it out this instant. Just go away will you?! I'll say this loud and clear, I'm totally fine with not being popular!!

That was lame, as always.



Alright then, before I begin, I should at least give you guys a fair, friendly warning. What I'm going to write next is something that I would never do in the past. The contents are probably, matured issues. If you somehow feels like sexually harassed or disgusted by the contents later on, my best advise would be that you stop reading. Don't ever starts trolling or flaming around here, you've been warned earlier.



Why the sudden changes? Hey you can't just keep emo-ing 24/7 right? You need a change of pace once in a while, well that's what I taught.

On the previous post I mentioned that I was having fun with reading, yes? And earlier in this post, the part where I said I got caught with stuffs (scroll up if you missed that one), well it was not exactly an excuse that I purposely made up. It was an absolute truth. Yesterday, during the shift I worked, which I was about to die out of boredom, I stumbled upon an interesting "book".

The moment when I started reading few chapters of the "book", this phrase suddenly (more like automatically) slipped through my mind.


--- OMGWTFBBQ, this is heaaaaveeennn! ---


Ah, maybe I haven't properly explain it to you guys about the reading materials yet have I? It's a manga, yes... manga, and I've been reading them these entire time. I wouldn't proudly call myself an otaku freak, well not much, how about a little? Seriously, there's like an infinite amount of them you can find online out there. Don't know any website to read them? Google is your best friend. About manga, there are lots of categorization, like genres, know what I mean? Romance, horror, bla bla bla and so on. But there are actually more of it(the genres) so I'm not going to tell u guys one by one. Again, Google is your best friend. Anyway, about the manga I discovered yesterday, it's called Doujin Work.

Stop!



Before that, for those who are not really aware of the terms I have(haven't) been using up until now, here are their meanings:

Anime (アニメ) - Commonly defined as animation originating in Japan. The definition sometimes changes depending on the context. In English speaking countries, anime is also referred to as "Japanese animation".
Manga (kanji: 漫画; hiragana: まんが; katakana: マンガ) - Consist of comics and print cartoons (sometimes also called komikku コミック), in the Japanese language.
Otaku (おたく / オタク) - How do you pronounce it; oh-tah-kooh, a Japanese term used to refer to people with obsessive interests, particularly anime, manga, or video games.
Doujin (同人) - A general Japanese term for a group of people or friends who share an interest, activity, hobbies, or achievement. The word is sometimes translated into English as clique, coterie, society, or circle.
Doujinshi (同人誌) - Self-published Japanese works, usually magazines, manga or novels. They are often the work of amateurs, though some professional artists participate as a way to publish material outside the regular industry.


Those are still normal, eh? Now behold, I present you, my favourites!


Harem - Broadly speaking, is a loose subgenre of anime and manga characterized by a protagonist surrounded, usually amorously, by three of more members of the opposite sex. The most common and practically tantamount scenario is a male surrounded by a group of females; when this is reversed it is informally referred to as a reversed harem.

Lolicon (ロリコン) - Also romanized as rorikon, is a Japanese portmanteau of the phrase "Lolita complex". In Japan, the word explains a sexual desire for young girl.

Ecchi (エッチ) - Also romanized as etchi, comes from the Japanese word meaning "lewd", "sexy", "pervert", or "naughty" when used as an adjective, or it can mean to have sexual intercourse when it is used as a verb or noun. The English use of this word is usually used in manga and anime and it is used when the anime or manga has sexual content, such as skimpy clothing or partial or full nudity, but does not show sexual intercourse.

Hentai (変態 or へんたい)- Is a Japanese word that, in the West, is used when referring to sexually explicit or pornographic comics and animation, particularly those of Japanese origin such as anime, manga and computer games. In Japan it can be used to mean "metamorphosis" or "abnormality". The word "hentai" has a negative connotation to the Japanese and is commonly used to mean "sexually perverted". In Japanese the word hentai is a kanji compound of 変 (hen meaning "change" "weird" or "strange") and 態 (tai meaning "attitude" or "appearance"). The term is used as a shortened form of the phrase 変態性欲 (hentai seiyoku), or "sexual perversion". In slang, 変態 (hentai) is used as an insult meaning roughly "pervert" or "weirdo". The term is not often applied to pornography in Japan. Instead, terms such as 18-kin (18禁, literally "18-prohibited") meaning "prohibited to those not yet 18 years old", and seijin manga (成人漫画 "adult manga") are used when referring to pornography. The less offical names Ero Anime (エロアニメ) and Ero Manga (エロ漫画) are also widely used.

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I see, so you made it this far. Well done.
But from here onwards, you're left with two choices; pick either one.

Situation A:

Woot! Me likey! More, gimme MOARRR!

Welcome aboard, my friend ;D

Oh my sweet chaotic Naze, would you please please please pleeeeaseee remodel me as well?♥♥

Situation B:

Eww, you're gross. I could not believe my very own eyes that you showed me this.

If this kind of thought already reach to the part of your brain by now, please please please stop reading.

Aw, don't you guys think Naze would make a puurfect tsundere character?

 Situation (C?):

Hey wait a second here. If I'm not mistaken, you gave me only two choices. What's with this another route?

Correct, this only happens when you can't make a good judgment.

Should I leave? 

Or should I stay? 

I felt sick when I read this, but why am I still leaving the browser on?

That's cheating, but hey it's allowed. I'm definitely not a Game Master. Either you're still here or not, it's totally up to you. I was merely goofing around with that options/ choices thingy.

OK then...

We shall continue this on the next post.

What the? Are you kidding me? Stop screwing around! You're halfway done, just finish the goddamn post!

Do you have problem with your eyesight, sir? This is ridiculously longer than I had expected.

Yeah right, with those unnecessary spaces and your fugly pictures.

Wow! Who gives you the right to say those things? Take them back, now!

Aaaaand what if I refuse? I can say whatever I like you moron.

You sonnova *beeeeep*! I'm gonna *beeeeep* murder you!

You can always skip those lousy dialogues I tell you, they're lame.

Anyway, that's all for now. Have a pleasant day everyone =D